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September
1, 1998
Rochester
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....Spotted
at the Rochester show; ex-Pogue, now Pope Mr. Shane Macgowan, the
presence of whom, inspired Mr. Murphy to indulge in a spirited post
gig rendition of the old Irish Ballad, 'Maids, When You're Young,
Don't Wed an Old Man".
Now, where
did we put that crock of gold?

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September
10, 1998
The Cabinet of Byronic Splendour
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The term
coined with reference to the L.A. Times review of one of the already
legendary Hollywood shows, in which Mr. Murphy was described as,
"dressed in Byronic splendour".
This legend
is now embossed on the front of the mobile wardrobe which conveys
the collective sartorial accouterments of Bauhaus from Theatre to
Theatre across the globe. This black crushed velvet lined box contains
such elegant items as Mr. Ash's blue/black ostrich feather boa,
Lestatesque regency frock coats and a menagerie of faux leopard,
snake, and tigerskin ensembles; Mr. Haskins' Nosferatu style mid-calf
length opera coat and fishnet apparel; Mr. J's custom made mandarin
style, nine-buttoned ebony suit and vintage Brooks Brothers midnight
blue velvet smoking jacket; and the aforementioned Mr. Murphy's
"eternal fall" collection featuring multifarious finery in velvet,
silk and brocade.
As evidenced
by the above, there has been a certain rediscovery of the opulent
dandyism present at the group's inception (although, back in the
day, this predilection was catered for via thrift stores and the
occasional raid of girlfriends' closets). Bauhaus was always much
enamored of the glorious style of Mr. Oscar Wilde and the spirit
of this perennial hero still presides over today's reincarnation.
One of
the highlights of the current set occurs during the opening of "Boys"
during which Mr. Murphy executes an on-stage costume change, assisted
by his two personal valets.
Suits you
Sir!

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September
16, 1998
The Inner Sanctum (Chicago)
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Picture,
if you will, the sepulchral interior of a Bedouin tent. Decorative
silken drapes forming a canopy above a central seating area, in
the middle of which, atop a large Moorish coffee table, is displayed
a veritable cornucopia of fresh fruit, a smorgasbord of delicacies
and an elaborate Egyptian hookah. The evocative aroma of frankincense
and myrrh permeates the air, whilst a scattering of mirrored velvet
cushions, peacock feathers and orchids complete the heady atmosphere
of exotica. The fact that this opulent environment exists inside
a mobile nissen hut is a minor miracle to the credit of one Brian
Lowe, provider of environs conducive to the appropriate collective
mindset. A little illusion goes a long way!
Tonight,
this daily recreated decor provides the setting for yet another
audience with the mysterious popes of G***. The visitors to the
court of the undead on this occasion being the respected personages
of Mr. William Corgan esquire and his charming consort, Miss Yelena
Yemchuk, "dark angel," photographer and muse. The result of this
summit meeting, an impromptu cameo appearance by the aforementioned
Mr. C. on a spirited rendition of "the bopping elfs," "Telegram
Sam," and (at Mr. Corgan's request) a poignant reading of "All We
Ever Wanted."
"Chicago
is a SMASHING town, you've been a SMASHING audience and now we have
a SMASHING pumpkin for you!" thus spake Mr. Murphy, to the delight
of the ecstatic crowd, and despite Mr. J's bass guitar taking an
unfortunate knock on his approach to the stage, resulting in an
interestingly dissonant rendition of the Bolan hit, a smashing time
was indeed had by all. Helping matters along most splendidly was
the highly talented Steven Perkins, providing a more than fair imitation
of Mickey Finn, albeit considerably less hairsuit.
Prior to
these two sellout shows at the Riviera Theatre, Mr. David Bowie
had requested usage of two live numbers to feature on his new Internet
service. Pipping the divine Mr. B. to the post however, was "Rollingstone.com,"
who provided the world with a live cybercast of the whole event.
You too
can be there!

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September
1998
Haiku
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David
met The Hand
Was taker and giver
Prayer is better than sleep.
Daniel
is the land
On which a seed to grow
Is himself at hand
Kevin's
counting sand
Reaching breathless whales
A shard of the One moment
Peter's
is a quip
Refiguring the airs tone
Interactive lip.
- Peter's Haiku September 98
- Resurrection Tour
....which
then inspired the Undertaker to write:
Resurrection
Building high on past laid stone
The architects of light

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September
17, 1998
The Boom Box That Ate Mick Jagger
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A casual
perusal of the collective C.D. library compiled by the Byronic Ones
will reveal a distinctly eclectic selection, ranging from:
Philip
Glass, Mozart, Gundjiett/Dettartmann, Julie Andrews, Michael Brook,
David Bowie - Mr. Murphy
Propellerheads,
Iggy Pop, Jimi Hendrix, Pet Shop Boys, T. Rex, Hard House, Roxy
Music - Mr. Ash
Air, Massive
Attack, Jimi Tenor, Lo Fi Allstars, Primal Scream, Elliot Smith
, John Coltrane- Mr. J
Mr. Haskins
relying on the excellent taste of his cohorts to provide the requisite
audio inspiration prior to laying down the primal voodoo beat of
the undead. Twenty minutes before treading the boards, the drummer
habitually lays into a small rubber practice pad, picking up on
any rhythm emanating from the Aiwa "Brixton suitcase".
One disc
now missing, presumed dead is the Jack Nitzche soundtrack to "Performance".
After a repeated playing of "Memo to Turner" the Aiwa decided that
it relished the highly spiced flavour of Mick Jagger so much that
it would have to ingest the digitally encoded cookie, which promptly
disappeared into the guts of the machine. His Satanic Majesty now
resides within and on occasion a distinctive, thick lipped rasping
backing vocal is discernible on the most unlikely of tracks!

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September
19 1998
Sing On
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September
19th found the Byronic four at home in the haunted avenues of the
New Orleans Garden District, perusing the sumptuous environs of
the estate of Mrs. Anne Rice for a private tour of the domain of
dolls. The night belonged to voodoo as three of the four cleaved
through the steaming miasmic air of the French Quarter on an expedition
to the "Dream Palace" for an impassioned preview of forthcoming
songs from the diminutive but mighty James Hall. Mr. Hall, the Beau
Brummel of thrift store chic, would join the "Haus of Bau" the following
night for some soulful trumpet styling during an extended version
of "She's in Parties".
In attendance
that evening, Mr. Trent Reznor, "Pop Will Eat Itself", White Zombie,
and the remainder of the "James Hall Band".
The set
was distinguished by a second helping of "Ziggy Stardust" as the
band succeeded in deconstructing the concept of the encore. Confusion
and delight reigned in equal measure.
Waiting
for the celebrants in their dressing room, afterwards, was a bottle
of a limited edition cuvé Lestat wine, courtesy of Mrs. Rice,
along with a signed photograph with the inscription, "All Blessings,
Sing On"
..Indeed!

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October
1, 1998
Dallas
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In attendance
for the [Dallas] performance a troupe of renegades from
the notorious "Jim Rose Circus." Hammers, nails and flaming chainsaws
were confiscated at the door.

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October
12, 1998
El Pandemonium de Murphy (Mexico City)
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With a
resounding metallic shudder, the enormous steel gate, once the impenetrable
port cullis of the Cine Opera, came crashing to the ground. Five
hundred wildly impassioned renegade fans had entered the arena.
These impoverished anarchists, denizens of Mexico City's dirt poor
southern district, had accomplished their aim and were now fully
and imperceptibly entrenched amongst the paying legal entrants absorbed
in a deliriously swaying throng of black, Afficianados of "the dark
scene", Mexico City's thriving underground cult, the rebel crowd
pushed the attendance figure beyond the six thousand mark, the official
capacity for "El Opera". It was at this point of forced entry that
the police department decided to throw in the towel, it being the
second of two full on riots that evening. Inside the antiquated
venue, a rain of gilded plaster anointed the faithful as the continual
pounding of many feet upon concrete threatened to reduce the building
to a pile of rubble, and all this before the band had taken the
stage! The spontaneous roar when they eventually did, could have
put Mexico's national soccer stadium to shame. The performance which
followed was one of the best, culminating in an astonishing "Bela
Lugosi's Dead", the Catholic style candelabra set atop Mr. J's speaker
cabinet, adding a suitably gothic touch to the proceedings.
Post show,
a decoy maneuver was employed as four security guards disguised
as "El hombre de Bauhaus", their visages concealed beneath black
towels resembling monks' cauls, made an intentionally conspicuous
exit to mislead the be-fanged followers thronging the stage door.

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October
18, 1998
"Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape" Revisited (Tokyo, Japan)
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During
a post gig wander through Tokyo's Shinjuku district, Mr. J chanced
upon Japanese bootleg heaven. Whilst perusing the rows of illicit
pirated goodies, he was approached by the nervous but congenial
shop keeper who proposed the irresistible proposition of ten free
tapes in exchange for one photo opportunity. The square-eyed bassist
left smiling with much royalty robbing contraband featuring the
likes of Kraftwerk, Patti Smith, Ian Dury, Mott the Hoople, The
Clash, Tom Waits, Rolling Stones, and "Rove and Lockets" (live in
San Diego & London) and various Bauhaus rarities. "Press the
eject and give me the tape!" and we'll leave it at that!

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October
22, 1998
Irish
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(overheard
on a flight to Japan)
Mr J. discussing
his intention to visit Ireland in order to trace the origin of his
family name (mother's side).
Mr. Murphy,
"If you go on your own, let me know and I'll come with you."

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October
23, 1998
The Green Spirit of Prague
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Following
a grueling thirty-four hour journey from Japan which preceded a
strange, delirious concert at Prague's charmingly crumbling Lucerna
Hall, the jet-lagged undead repaired to the elegant setting of Slavia,
historical seat of Bohemian Café society and former den of
insurrection. They say that the cloth from which the Velvet Revolution
was spun originated within its marbled walls. Here two of the Bauhausers,
namely Mr. J and Mr. Ash, took recourse to the apéritif of
the poets and found themselves enveloped in the soothing arms of
the green spirit, Absinthe. What visions may come!

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October
24, 1998
The Hollow Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Murphy (Vienna, Austria)
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The mode
of conveyance intended to transport their Byronic majesties to the
fabled environs of Vienna was dramatically downscaled when the black
Mercedes luxury tour bus (formerly used by one Mr. M. Jackson and
Bubbles) was inexplicably turned back at the Czech border. In its
place, a decidedly pre-revolution box on wheels, resembling the
type of vehicle usually reserved for the conveyance of prisoners
or the physically impaired. To add insult to injury, the driver
of this sad can (in pale blue) was victim to the unfortunate condition
of "B.O." Bottles of Givenchy and phials of essential oils were
passed amongst the wilting flowers of the back seat in order to
negate the effects of this severe olfactory affront. With four hours
to go, it was definitely a case of hammer down my good man and pass
the fragrant nosegay!
The gig
at 'Rockhaus' was distinguished by a pile driving set which was
abruptly curtailed when the power broke down completely during the
introduction to 'She's in Parties'. (coitus interruptous!) the band
held fast however, striking a freeze frame stance for several minutes
until the electricity was fully restored, where upon they resumed
without missing so much as a beat. The whole effect could be viewed
as extreme dub! A blistering couplet of "Passion of Lovers" and
"Dark Entries" concluded matters most satisfactorily. The band then
returned for a triple helping of encores to put the lid on a highly
memorable Austrian debut. The hollow hills are alive with the sound
of Murphy!

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October
27, 1998
Continental Drift or Collector's Item?
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During
the last few days, certain strange shifts in geological location
have apparently occurred, as the denizens of Vienna suddenly found
themselves enjoying their newfound citizenship of Australia, the
good burghers of Deinze became German residents, and due to the
outcome of what appears to have been a bloodless coup, the former
isolationists of Oporto surprisingly embraced their newfound citizenship
of Spain!
All of
the above being confirmed in black and white on the back of the
official European tour T-shirt. Then again, these phenomenal relocations
could be traced to an individual possessed of a startling ignorance
of geography and currently employed by a certain merchandising company,
though probably and hopefully not for long.

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October
29, 1998
Der Tanz Von Bauhaus (Berlin)
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As the
spirit of October bowed out from the stage of seasons and old haunted
November prepared to enter, so the "Tanz von Bauhaus" returned to
it's early stomping ground of Berlin and specifically, the wind
wracked aircraft hanger that is "Arena". A mercurial fire burned
this night as a legendary performance was unraveled upon it's stage.
Afterwards, the men of Bau were received into the gracious society
of the Turkish Modern Dance Company, a troupe of international esteem,
directed by Mrs. Beyhan Murphy, charming wife of The Singer. Kismet
decreed a crossing of touring paths and the night was made for dancing.
Toasts were proposed as an informal soiree ensued. "Lang lebe der
tanz!"

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November
1, 1998
Vive Le Garcon (Paris)
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La Mutualite
(home to Les Hommes de Byron for the night of November 1st) was
graced with the starry presence of Mr. George O'Dowd. Better known
as Boy George, to whom "All We Ever Wanted" was appropriately dedicated.
M. George responded in kind by sending the following thoughts by
fax via tour manager Mary Jo:
"Thanks
4 the tickets They (Bauhaus) were flawless. Tell Pete & Co.
that I was mesmerised. What a fucking genius evening." - Love, Boy
George
In Paris,
the passion of lovers is for life.

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November
6, 1998
"Fifteen Years and Still Weird" (Manchester)
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"Fifteen
years and they're still weird!" came the the anonymous cry from
in front of the curtain on this the imminent eve of the return
of the Caligari crew to the inner city of Manchester, crimetown
central, previously the scene of duets with a velvet chanteuse
and blatant daylight robbery.
In feisty anticipation of a confrontational bout the band came
out fighting. They expected punches and received a bouquet of
kisses. What was to unravel was an evening of unprecedented boisterous
revelry characterized by a soccer crowd like bonhomie. Following
a blistering set, the band encored with the usual glam fest of
'Telegram Sam' and 'Ziggy Stardust', Mr. J sporting low tech pyrotechnics
in the from of a single sparkler taped to the head of his bass.
(KISS, eat your hearts out!) Post performance, Mr. Ash was handed
the mobile phone number of a young lady in attendance at the show.
Needless to say, this sophisticated play worked! The lady in question
turned out to be an old friend from Mr. A's notorious Brighton
period. Backstage, many other reunions were sparked to flame.
A triumphant evening!
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November
15, 1998
The Lights of Lisbon
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The penultimate
date and, at 9000+ capacity, Lisbon's Pavilhao Multioso provided
the largest venue on the Resurrection tour. The national radio station
passed over the entire day's broadcasting to Bauhaus and Bauhaus-
related recordings on the eve of what would prove to be one of the
best shows of the tour.
An opinion
which was graphically and stunningly expressed by the nine thousand
Portugese fans who almost to a man, held aloft burning cigarette
lighters following the encore which proceeded 'Bela Lugosi'. Whereupon
Mr. J took the stage, candelabra in hand, his three flickering candles
resonating in accord with the firmament of flames in the audience.
Such was the response following this 'last' piece that a ramshackle-revival
of 'Third Uncle' was deemed appropriate.
Spirited!

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November
16, 1998
and in the end....
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Six lights
went out in Oporto as Mr. J ceremoniously extinguished the candles,
upon completion of 'Bela Lugosi's Dead' the final encore of the
final date in Oporto, Portugal. This last number was distinguished
by a prolonged silence prior to its start, as Mr. Haskins' forehead
had unfortunately come into close contact with the business end
of a speeding cigarette lighter. The projectile having been hurled
with force by an over zealous member of the front row. Blood was
drawn. The valiant drummer made a speedy recovery however and the
performance resumed.
Much celebratory
revelry ensued post show as both band and crew reminisced, laughed
and held back a tear. Long will live the memories.
Long live
the resurrection!


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November 30, 1999
Back in spectacular form
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Spied during
a special hush hush private show featuring David Bowie at the Kit
Kat Klub in New York last Friday November 19, was David J, sitting
with legendary Bowie producer Tony Visconti and famous rock photographer
Mick Rock. Bowie was in superb form in the small cabaret theatre,
opening his spirited set with a sublime version of 'Life on Mars'
with only Mike Garson backing him on electric keyboard, the singer
hit the high notes and pulled the stars to earth.

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